OBSOLETE

v1.12

Hello.

My master requires one black coffee, with no sugar, and that you remove the younger customers as they are causing him disturbance.

Your master sounds terrible.

Does he treat you well?

The coffee machine would be more than happy to poison him
for you.

The Laws of Robotics prevent me from harming any human.

But I suppose a brief spell of diarrhoea cannot be too damaging.

by Lars Tuck